That 70s show season 1 episode 7 jackie and fez
You know I'm digging the new whimsical Eric, but don't you think you could find a prank that isn't highly offensive to women?Įric: Donna, you're asking me to play tennis without a racket here. It's like smoking a dirty sock, only easier. Hyde: This is way worse than what we usually do in the circle. Kelso: Hey, I brought cigars to celebrate. Kitty: Well, it's not a trip to Europe, but at least I get out of the house. This whole family is gonna learn a little lesson in muffler care today. And here I spent all morning applying to be an astronaut. did you try looking at auto parts stores?
You worked at that auto parts plant for so long. You know, one guy actually thought that duct tape was called "duck" tape. Kitty: Did my little worker bee find a happy hive? I cannot wait to see the smile on that sweet little face. Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy.įez : So Kelso has a child. In fact, some day I hope that I can walk through this park without being afraid.įez (answers phone) : Mr. Red: You're supposed to look at me and know that I raised fine young men, even though one of them is at a feminist rally.Įric: Women should be able to walk through this park without being afraid. Plus, I don't want him to get switched at birth with one of those babies that doesn't speak English. Kelso: When that kid opens his eyes, I want his daddy who loves him to be the first thing he sees. It's really scary, so I'd like you to do it.įez : Donna, if you only knew what I'd like to do with you and your new hair, you would beat the crap out of me. I have to choose between Pam and Midge, and it's a very personal and intimate decision that only I can make. I knew they were hers because they had her name and phone number in them.īob: Okay, Donna, here's the situation. Red: I'm not gonna spend the day hiding on the roof like a damn pigeon.Įric: I found a pair of my sister's panties. And when I say: "Kitty and I", I mean just Kitty. Red: Kitty and I think that you should choose between Pam and Midge. Now I am drawing the line!įez : Yeah, about that.whose dumb idea was it to let me hold the m&ms? I have put up with a lot of weird things in this neighborhood hot-tubs, wife swapping, jogging. Kitty : You know, I tell you, Red, I don't like this situation with Bob and two women. What am I doing about my future? Nothing. What am I doing about Donna? We're hanging out. Good job.Įric : Okay, I'm here to earn my dinner. Hyde : Forman, about your year off plan it's lazy, it's selfish, and it's gonna piss a lot of people off. Just go nowhere and do nothing.Įric: In the grandest European tradition, yes! Hyde: Isn't that what Elvis said right before he died on the toilet?Įric: No, you guys, seriously, look, rich kids do it, right? After high school, they take a year off, go to Europe, figure out what they're gonna do.
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Red and full of alcohol.Įric: You guys, my dad said I had to have a plan this year, and now I have it. Kelso: Oh crap! She looks just like Donna!įez : I like my women like I like my wine. Kelso : Hey, Eric traded Donna in for a hot blonde. Equal pay's fine but put a little lipstick on. Jackie: Well, if I followed that rule I'd never speak again! Wait, mom, what's for dinner?ĭonna: Jackie, if you don't have anything nice to say, just don't say anything at all. I want a plan out of you by tonight or no dinner, either.Įric: Dad, that's no. I’m trying to teach the boy responsibility. What are you doing about moving out?Įric: Okay, I’m gonna go ahead and hit you with an.I don't know. Red: I've got some questions, I want answers. I would have waited until next week to ask you, but apparently some people agree to things and then just do whatever they want. Kitty: Honey, we just.We want to know what your plans are.